"Don't Scoop Your Mother Fuzzin' Mids" Tee
"Don't Scoop Your Mother Fuzzin' Mids" Tee
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This is an important message from Widdershins - we are an advanced civilization, we don't need to be scooping our mids. As Matt Pike once said "It's all about the MIDS!"
Who needs this shirt you ask?
- Are you proud you don't scoop your mids? Show everyone with this shirt.
- Do you scoop your mids? Buy this shirt to remind yourself to cut that shit out.
- Does your friend love their mids? Celebrate that by buying this shirt for them.
- Does your friend scoop their mids? Buy them this shirt in a desperate attempt to get them to appreciate their mids so you may once again be seen in public with them without embarrassment.
Made to order. Production time is roughly 5-10 business days.
100% ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
Regular fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Who needs this shirt you ask?
- Are you proud you don't scoop your mids? Show everyone with this shirt.
- Do you scoop your mids? Buy this shirt to remind yourself to cut that shit out.
- Does your friend love their mids? Celebrate that by buying this shirt for them.
- Does your friend scoop their mids? Buy them this shirt in a desperate attempt to get them to appreciate their mids so you may once again be seen in public with them without embarrassment.
Made to order. Production time is roughly 5-10 business days.
100% ring-spun cotton
Pre-shrunk for extra durability
Regular fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center